Give me some good beer, conversation, friends, and music and there is little that will bother me. I try to treat others as I wish to be treated and when I don't, I like to think I learn from my mistakes. I believe most people are trustworthy until proven otherwise. I'm a conversational snob. I have little tolerance for stupidity or rudeness. Common courtesy is one of the best traits one can have. I believe there is conversation that is inappropriate for the dinner table. I love running into people I used to know, but am always happier if I look cute when it happens. I think there would be much less ruckus in the world if brunch were a daily offering.

Wednesday, February 09, 2005

Best Breakup Story Ever

A friend of a friend got home from a very long business trip and his boyfriend did not meet him at the airport. He called the bf and asked what the plans were for the next couple days. Said bf had three or four things to do and said
"Why don't you pick which one you want to go to since you can't do all of them?"
Foaf replied "I'll pick the concert"
Bf says "Oh, I'm taking Jeff"
Foaf says "Are you going to be home for the next 1/2 hour?"
BF "Yeah, why?"
Foaf "Because it's going to take me 20 minutes to get there and 10 to break up with you"
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