Good Morning Little Schoolgirl

It's only a bit past 8 am and I've already learned a few things.

1. Don't forget to iron your pants in the morning.
2. Always eat while drinking even if you aren't hungry....yes, I realize I'm old enough to have already learned this.
3. Don't have DTRTs (Define The Relationship Talk) with someone after both of you have been drinking. You'll never remember what was said, you'll say everything you didn't want to and won't say anything you wanted to.
4. When walking past a homeless man who is more than likely mentally disabled (clue would be the waving of arms above head and talking to someone no one else can see) duck so you don't get hit.
5. The office without bosses is very quiet and much more productive.