Give me some good beer, conversation, friends, and music and there is little that will bother me. I try to treat others as I wish to be treated and when I don't, I like to think I learn from my mistakes. I believe most people are trustworthy until proven otherwise. I'm a conversational snob. I have little tolerance for stupidity or rudeness. Common courtesy is one of the best traits one can have. I believe there is conversation that is inappropriate for the dinner table. I love running into people I used to know, but am always happier if I look cute when it happens. I think there would be much less ruckus in the world if brunch were a daily offering.

Tuesday, March 08, 2005

I Find These Truths to be Self-Evident

1. When people I care about are having an awful day, I feel helpless.
2. Politicians and weathermen can lie everyday and still not get fired.
3. If you want to make God laugh, tell Him your plans.
4. Late night infomercials are disturbing (case in point - ad for The Bible on DVD touted as a selling point a virtual tour of the Holy Land at no extra cost).
5. When my boss and I are calling for the same person, he trumps me dammit.
6. Wind has once again proven to be my natural enemy.
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