Give me some good beer, conversation, friends, and music and there is little that will bother me. I try to treat others as I wish to be treated and when I don't, I like to think I learn from my mistakes. I believe most people are trustworthy until proven otherwise. I'm a conversational snob. I have little tolerance for stupidity or rudeness. Common courtesy is one of the best traits one can have. I believe there is conversation that is inappropriate for the dinner table. I love running into people I used to know, but am always happier if I look cute when it happens. I think there would be much less ruckus in the world if brunch were a daily offering.

Thursday, April 14, 2005

Gnome Sweet Gnome

So ordinarily those little freaky garden gnomes really creep me out. It may be because their owners are usually, shall we say....odd? Or that they are an object that could come to life in a way that ends with much killing (similar to lifelike dolls or ventriloquist dummies - damn you Twilight Zone!). Anyways, this morning as I was getting ready I watched the news heavy Today show and they had a story on a sleepy gnome and how he spent spring break. I love starting my day laughing. Some college kids took the gnome with them on their spring break and the owner had no idea until he was returned with a photo book of where he'd been and who he'd seen. Too funny. The best part of it was the owner. She was a hoot talking about the gnome like he was a son who had snuck out of the house to go to Hooters. She also mentioned that she's keeping him inside for awhile (he's grounded) until the other gnomes get over being mad at him. The link below shows the gnome with 'celebs' Paris, Marilyn and Elvis.

http://www.komotv.com/stories/36265.htm
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