Give me some good beer, conversation, friends, and music and there is little that will bother me. I try to treat others as I wish to be treated and when I don't, I like to think I learn from my mistakes. I believe most people are trustworthy until proven otherwise. I'm a conversational snob. I have little tolerance for stupidity or rudeness. Common courtesy is one of the best traits one can have. I believe there is conversation that is inappropriate for the dinner table. I love running into people I used to know, but am always happier if I look cute when it happens. I think there would be much less ruckus in the world if brunch were a daily offering.

Friday, May 19, 2006

Things Seen on Way to Metro

1. Used condom

2. Old man staring at me like I was a piece of meat. And by old I mean 90.

3. Very large woman in very tight clothes including painted-on jeans with a seam to seam rip across the back of her left thigh.

4. A red mini with stuff on top that looked like frozen margarita, sides emblazened with pictures of cointreau and cuervo bottles. Very small on the bottom of the doors: "don't drink and drive".

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