Give me some good beer, conversation, friends, and music and there is little that will bother me. I try to treat others as I wish to be treated and when I don't, I like to think I learn from my mistakes. I believe most people are trustworthy until proven otherwise. I'm a conversational snob. I have little tolerance for stupidity or rudeness. Common courtesy is one of the best traits one can have. I believe there is conversation that is inappropriate for the dinner table. I love running into people I used to know, but am always happier if I look cute when it happens. I think there would be much less ruckus in the world if brunch were a daily offering.

Monday, July 18, 2005

How to Lose Weight Without Even Trying

Ah the '70s. Such a great decade. Things the '70s brought to the world: Hong Kong Phooey, Schoolhouse Rock, Saturday Night Fever, Rocky, The Ramones, The Sex Pistols, The Clash, and most importantly me. There were fad diets galore, but none surpass this incarnation of Weight Watchers. These cards are frightful. I do believe the creators set about a way to create anorexics the world over by offering these recipes as a motivator to not eat and therefore shed the pounds like excess winter clothing in July.

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