Give me some good beer, conversation, friends, and music and there is little that will bother me. I try to treat others as I wish to be treated and when I don't, I like to think I learn from my mistakes. I believe most people are trustworthy until proven otherwise. I'm a conversational snob. I have little tolerance for stupidity or rudeness. Common courtesy is one of the best traits one can have. I believe there is conversation that is inappropriate for the dinner table. I love running into people I used to know, but am always happier if I look cute when it happens. I think there would be much less ruckus in the world if brunch were a daily offering.

Friday, July 01, 2005

"I'm Going to Eat the Fat Bitch"

My boss got a fruit basket this morning. Given that he is out of the office until Tuesday I've busted into it much to the delight of my coworkers. Agie came in and grabbed a banana and some grapes. Niki walked by came in and grabbed a pear and a plum. Looking at the pear we commented on what a nice looking pear it was. Her reply "It's dimply". Me "Don't hate the pear because it is fat". Niki - see above title.
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